LOL **lemons here, lemons there, lemons, lemons everywhere!** this is such a great fic. i really wish a good story would break these overused trends...
**happily-ever-after-ness!

I'm usually too lazy to review but I just gotta tell u this is AMAZING stuff! It sums up nearly all the fanfics I've read so far on Sess/Kag. It will be great if u can come up with more. :P

gosh, this is really, really good. made me laugh right out loud.

the people who flame it obviously don't recognize that it's a parody, and really take it seriously. bwhahaha! their loss. :DD

I love, love this.

That was frickin' fun to read and I love how everything went by super fast with them them having smex every two mins. Very cute story.

U R FUNNY

U R FUNNY

U R FUNNY

Bwahahahah! I laughed, I cried, I learned new words like 'smex' and 'coldyness'. I've seen a couple of stories that are basically 'rip on the bad, overused plotlines' now, but yours is by far the funniest. Please, if you get any more ideas (or, you know, see other people over-using something else), I would LOVE to read more. Good job!

OMG. cant. stop. laughing.
"...Limo smex" LOL
PLZ write another one. this is just too funny to stop

hahaha ^_^ i love it! very funny...(i liked the part where you wrote that kagome smelled like the rain,honeysuckles,and everything from this planet... :p)..stories do get quite boring if they all follow the same plot...but oh well..i still read them... :D...haha...i want more mockery! ^^

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Hm...ThouSanD cOloRed HaiR???

WoW, SouNdS New?? PtS, I LOVE

IT!! caN yE mAkE anOthEr? ThaNks

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“Say ‘Die InuYasha!’”

“Die InuYasha!”

“OH…ah…AH! Sesshomaru!”

That...was...the best! HAHAHA!

Great job! Hope to see more little "One-Shots" from you soon.

Maybe one mocking the whole "Inu-Gang in high school"?

Sorry to review again, but I just had to say something about the "thousand colored hair thing". Again, I was afraid I was the only one who thought that was just tastless and weird o.O ...not to mention the youkai-miko transformation >_>() yeah.

oh my. thank you thank you thank you. I was afraid that I was the only one fed up w/ all these over used plot devices...the sad thing is that though yours is obviously a joke, it's better written than some of those that are...serious (I hesitate to use that word but...).
Good job!

LOL! Okay correct me if I am wrong, but one classic is missing....Sesshoumaru, grabbing someone, anyone, by the throat and holding him/her/it against a tree...with the usual threat of impending death/decapitation/disembowelment etc etc etc...gotta give the boy credit for consistency lol! This is sooooo cute. Ya made me smile. LOOOOVED the "Die Inuyasha! "Talk about foreplay *snicker* of a different variety.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha this is the funniest bunch of one shots I have read in a long time. whew the only plot you are missing is "super strong honed skills of the miko that kill the villian in one blow...showing everyone that after that she worth something afterall" hahahahahahaha Thanks for a great read!

I am not a flamer, so please, when I say this 'mockery' that you call it really sucks, it really does. The pace of the story is way too jaunty, and although I can see how others can be amused, instead of remembering all the Sess/Kag fanfics and piecing common parts (which is practically copying), make your own fanfic. You have potential as a writer, but really, this fanfic is just a copy and paste deal. The characters have no depth, and the plot is not even as deep.

If I had not read so many Inu Yasha fanfics, let alone, Sess/Kag duo, this would probably have been a funny fanfic for me to read.

Sorry to sound negative. I was just a bit disappointed in seeing over 4,000 words go to waste.

That was awesome. Your sarcasm was much appreciated.

Ok, i just have to say that this was hilarious! Definitely good spoofage, and i am wholeheartedly in agreeance (is that even a word?) that it was high time someone wrote one of those. The plot was getting kinda overdone, huh? Anyway, well done! It kinda reminded me of Date Movie, have you seen it? *lol*

ahahaha that is soooooooo funny~ oh my gosh you HAVE To write another one.

*howls with laughter* OMG, that was hilarious! And I so find my own fics there! *ducks head*

Could you please add another one? I'm sure there are a lot more clichés out there that need your tender attention. ^-^

even better than the first chapter. haha I loved every minute of it... do I see... a third in the future

AH! THAT'S FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!!! :D i was laughing my ass off the entire time lol, especially kagome's zillion scents lol i've totally noticed that too! I totally luv this!

Ooo..another thing..ya I know I review alot, but I just keep thinking of things lol. I hate when people make Shippo call Kagome Mom, or Kagome say Shippo is her son. That just irks me too.

YAY...you used PUPS!! HAHa, I can't stand that either. I mean I get this mental image of kagome birthing a litter of puppies...and it just ruins it for me.
OOooo I really also hate when people say that Kagome's miko powers (that she didn't even know existed) are trying to harm the unborn 'pup', so they have to somehow subdue it. Grr..way to many things that could be made fun of.
I hope you keep going, this is great! Best laugh I've had in a long time!

ADD ANOTHER CHAPTERR
ITZZZ SOOO FUNNNI

OMFG! XD I can't stop laughing! THANKYOU!! Ugh, I can't stand all those cliches out there! They are driving me insane, and I think it's about time someone made fun of em. In a way you're kinda setting guidelines for people on what -not- to put in future fanfics which leaves more new and intresting ideas!

Keep it going, you have my full support! Here is an idea, I really hate those damn chiches where Kagome's holy powers exist when she is a demon...wouldn't she like...purify herself in to hell or something? Meh, just an idea, but keep the mockery a comming!

roflmfao

That was funny, weird, interesting, weird, canfusing, different, didnt really make sence, and was weird but i above all it brightend up my day and made me laugh so im not complaining!!

Hahah I love you and the Grinch line haha his heart grew three times that day! You should've added Rin in there too! Can't forget how Kagome amazingly becomes a mom and shippou and rin hook up too!

This pretty much made me giggle like mad :-)

Please continue! I would love to read another. Oh and don't forget to make them have like a gazillion 'pups'...not babies mind you..pups! Haha I hate when people call them pups.

this was bad,and i've seen hack jobs done with more levity and pure intent.
it's like frankenstein's monster.
you can see the stitching,and you're probably capable of better.
i write bad.but i know you can do better.

This fan fic was awesome! You should totally continue it. I think you left out a few cliches that could totally be included. You rock.

That was funny as fuck!!! ;)

HAHA that was hilarious! I've always hated those weak storylines! Please continue with the fic!

HAHA that was hilarious! I've always hated those weak storylines! Please continue with the fic!

great parody, you hit every cliche that the stories seem to take as a good plotline even if other 100 stories have the sameone.

This little ditty was so cool. Very funny and I had good time reading it. I felt like you read my mind or something. I knew there had to be someone out there that felt like to plotlines were becoming blurred and redundant but I still like the Sess/Kag pairing though :)

You know what the really funny part is? This wasn't any more original than the last time someone wrote a parody about Sess/Kag fics! Hardy-har-har. It was well written though, the grammar and spellling was good... and you're formatting was nice. Please don't misunderstand. I'm not trying to be mean because you are mocking bad Sess/Kag fics. Bad Sess/Kag figs deserve to be mocked. I enjoy a good origanl parody.

Omgodddddd! You fucking rock my socks! As someone who is COMPLETELY addicted to fanfiction, you pretty much about caught all the things that annoy me about Sess/Kag ones in a nutshell. Omgosh you had me dyingggg. Mucho cudos to you, chica-dee. Mucho cudos!!!!!

lmao that was great.
no seriously... so true.

I don't really get those overused plots much (although I, at one point, have used a similar story line) but at least it gives us all something to laugh at. Thanks for this. It's so going into my favorite stories list. Mhmm...

OMG! I can't stop laughing.This is by far the funniest story I have ever read!!!! Thank you for the pains in my side HAHAHA!

OMG!! That was completely hilarious! Even though i use some of those... i dunno.. it's just so funny! I can't stop laughing! I actually make fun of the plots i use... and this ia a very good example of making fun of them! MORE!!

XD
LAMO!
I was laughing so hard when I was reading this.
Displays the 'instant-love-that-is-so-corny-it's-not-funny-anymore'

very interesting. i love the part where kagome sits inuyasha so much when he's having sex with kikyo that she turns into dirt from it.

OH.MY.GOD.
O can't beleve no one reviewed this story yet!
it's FANTASTIC!
and it’s so funny! But in a smart sort of way… (at the “And Sesshomaru-sama’s heart grew three sizes that day” part, I really laughed my head off!)
You’re great! Add more chapters please!
Besitos Z.Z.