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Sesshoumaru Gives Advice 12 Years, 1 Month ago
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Hi guys, long time no chat! So basically, you should give advice in your best Sesshoumaru persona to the poster above you, and then ask another question about what to do...
Kinda like a spinoff of the Bad Advice game by AmIOtaku!
I'll start it off with: My cat refuses to eat her cat food, what should I do Sesshoumaru?
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This Sesshomaru would advise you to ask the miko such trivial questions. Cats are beneath an inu's notice, and if it should die of starvation, then it will cease to be a problem for you.
I'm working on a comic for my friend but having trouble clothing the male character, what should I do Sesshomaru?
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This Sesshomaru does not care how you dressed this male character of yours.
I am having a problem to come with another Inuyasha based fanfiction story, What should I do, Sesshomaru?
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Get a life.
Sessh, my little brother has pissed me off, big time. How should I kill him?
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Hn...this Sesshoumaru knows that a fist through the stomach is most gratifying.
How can I find a boyfriend, Sesshoumaru?
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This Sesshomaru does not approve of dating human. Find yourself a mate.
My younger siblings are not listening to me and I am frustrated. What should I do Sesshomaru?
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This Sesshomaru finds that maiming is quite an effective way of ensuring that they will listen in the future.
My roommates birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to give her as a gift. What should I do Sesshomaru?
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An object of power that will aid in their conquests for power. Anything less would be useless.
Question: Sesshoumaru-sama, how can I move on from my obsession with Legend of Zelda?
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Last Edit: 2012/10/05 17:33 By ForgottenHero-Rinku.
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This Sesshomaru believes you should find a new obsession, such as ridding the world of your younger brother and taking back your birthright.
Lord Sesshomaru, I've been medicating sick feral kittens all day and am exhausted, what should I do?
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Hm, this one would let those filthy felines die.
Lord Sesshomaru, why you have to be so damn hot?
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Hn, this Sesshoumaru does not find that he is of an uncomfortable temperature, perhaps one should inquire less of pointless things.
Sesshoumaru-sama, I don't know how to portray you in my story, what do I do?
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Hn.
Lord Sesshomaru, I'm thinking of getting acrylic nails and sharpening them into claws, what do you think?
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This one doesn't particularly care for your asinine decisions.
Lord Sesshoumaru, what should I do about my addiction to smut?
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*raises eyebrow* This one does not see the need for any action to be taken. This Sesshoumaru finds such things hold a certain je ne sais quois that is most intriguing.
(Heehee Sesshy speaking french...)
Sesshy, what do I do with the people down the hall who scream and laugh in the middle of the night and won't shut up?
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This Sesshoumaru knows that death is an effective gag.
Lord Sesshoumaru, isn't Rin the cutest?!
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This Sesshomaru suggests starting with usual death threats, if that doesn't work then make an example of one of them by slicing his tongue etc...
Sesshomaru I was thinking of putting Sango with you for a few chapters in my fic before you meet Kagome. What do you say to that?
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A filthy human is a filthy human- they all are beneath this one's notice. Perhaps you should reconsider attempting to write anything seeing as how you know nothing of this Sesshomaru's taste in acceptable females.
Lord Sesshomaru, if you were going to pull a prank on Kagome, what would it be?
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Such behavior is beneath this one. This Sesshomaru would never stoop to such childish antics.
Sesshomaru, I'm having trouble sleeping even though I'm dead tired. What should I do?
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This One does not require sleep and finds you to be weak. 
Lord Sesshoumaru, which do you prefer hitting Jaken or kicking Jaken?  |
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I destroyed the periodic table, because I only believe in the element of SURPRISE! Howl!
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This Sesshomaru gets more pleasure kicking Jaken. Hitting him doesn't prove entertaining to this Sesshomaru's ward, Rin.
Sesshomaru, if it was a choice: would you pick being lord of the west or being with Kagome?  |
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This Sesshoumaru wouldn't have to chose. You ask the most asinine questions, woman.
(Wasn't quite sure how to answer this! Manga Sess or Dokuga Sess?! INNER TURMOILLLLL!)
Lord Sesshoumaru, team Edward or team Jacob?
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"Wolves are beneath me, and death to all things that sparkle."
Sesshoumaru, what's your favorite song?
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Hn. Pitiful ningen. You dare ask such an inane question? Songs are for the weak-minded... however, this Sesshoumaru occasionally listens to "Who Let The Dogs Out."
Sesshoumaru, how are puppies made?
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Puppies are made by unintelligent being such as humans labeling the noble offspring of canines with insipid titles meant to show your superiority and ownership of them. The appropriate term is "pups"...
Sesshomaru-sama, how do you brush your hair with one hand? And no brush?
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