Okay, something a little new to add to the mix. There are ten characters;

Sesshomaru
Kagome
Inuyasha
Sango
Miroku
Shippou
Kikyo
Kaede
Jaken
Rin

One person picks a character to ask a question, then the next poster post replies for the other nine characters, before picking their own character to ask a question, and so on. So as an example, Poster A Picks Miroku to say; "May I bear your children?", and Poster B posts nine replies, followed by Poster B asking their own question. The questions can be either likely questions or silly questions, but try to keep the answers as their most likely real response.

I'll start us off:

Kagome: "Does this skirt make my butt look big?"

Sesshomaru: ...Hn... *smirk*
Inuyasha: Keh, I don't see any difference.
Sango: Of course not, Kagome-chan!
Miroku: If you like, Lady Kagome, I'd be happy to check for you... *cops a feel*
Shippou: Stupid monk...
Kikyo: Of course it does.
Kaede: Ye shouldn't be concerned with yer looks, child...
Jaken: of course, you annoying human wench!
Rin: Kagome-sama is always so beautiful!

Inuyasha: Where the hell is Naraku?!

Naraku I like big butts.

Sesshomaru: Just as you said, hanyou, he is in hell.
Kagome: I don't care about that creep.
Sango: Whereever he is, we'll find him eventually.
Miroku: Hiding.
Shipo: behind you.
Kikyo: Off somewhere indulging his perversions.
Kaede: I don't know, child.
Jaken: Watch your impudent mouth in front of Sesshomaru-sama!
Rin: What is hell?

Rin: Why is Inuyasha-san's hand in his pants?

Sesshomaru - "He is a mutt. and he will pay."
Kagome - "KYAAAAA! SIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!"
Inuyasha - "Wait, WHAT? I WAS NOT, I WAS JUST-" CRASH
Sango - 'twitch.' "Oh look, Rin-chan... have you seen how many flowers there are over there? I wanted to make a bracelet, why don't you join me?"
Miroku - 'smirk' Well, Rin-chan, I believe he was looking for some attention from Kagome-san. Watch now- there, he got it." 'Winning smile.'
Shippou - 'leaps to cover Rin in a hug' "MUTT-FACE, STOP IT!!"
Kikyo - "...look away, Rin-san." 'Big smile.'
Kaede - "He is being <i>inappropriate.</i> Come here my child, help me up?"
Jaken - "Disgusting... impudent... <i>human.</i>" 'Sidelong glance - before boot in the face.'

Inuyasha: "WELL, WHAT IF I LIKE TO STROLL AROUND NAKED? KEH."

Answers:

Sesshomaru: "It is of no concern to you Rin, pay no attention"
Kagome: "Inuyasha, SIT!"
Inuyasha: "Don't look at me, Runt!"
Sango: "Rin, would you like to go pick some flowers?"
Miroku: "Inuyasha is just expressing his feelings of love for Kagome-sama"
Shippo: "Why are you asking me? I'm just a innocent little kid"
Kikyo: "He's just scratching himself. Ignore him Rin"
Kaede: "Ask again in about six years, young Rin"
Jaken: "NO RIN! DON'T LOOK AT HIM! He's just a worthless half-breed, keep your eyes on Sesshomaru-sama"

Question:
Inuyasha: "Keh, so what is all this talk about a woman's time of the month anyways?"

For Ejunkie:
Sesshomaru: Hnn, I'll hack off anything that hangs.
Kagome: I second the previous statement.
Sango: And I'll make it into a good luck charm for idiots.
Miroku: Maybe I should join you.
Shippo: You will permanently scar me till the end of my days.
Kikyo: Nothing, I see nothing wrong.
Kaede: Maybe I should teach you a thing or two about modesty, child?
Jaken: *faints*
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, what is that?

For Walter:
Sesshomaru: I shall let them handle this...
Kagome: What was that Inuyasha?!
Sango: What was that Inuyasha?!
Miroku: Do not put your head in the lion's mouth. I repeat, do not puut your head into the lion's mouth!!
Shippo: I dunno.
Kikyo: It is a time when females can, and will, dominate the males.
Kaede: You must avoid angering a woman during that period, lest you lose your head.
Rin: A time just for girls?
Jaken: ... You dont want to know...

Miroku: What precisely is 'subtle advances'?

Sesshomaru: Hn.
Kagome: Something you don't know how to do!
Sango: And putting your hand /there/ is not it! -slaps Miroku-
Inuyasha: Bahaha!
Shippo: What are what?
Kikyo: Why don't you come over here and I'll tell you?
Kaede: Ye children with ye nonsense!
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama, Jaken-sama, Rin is confused?
Jaken: Don't trouble yourself with it.

RIn: What does SesshoumaruxInuyasha doujinshi?

I did a little interpretation with the question, I hope I guessed right...

Sesshomaru: Rin...you should not be reading such filth.
Kagome: GAH! RIN, WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU FIND MY -- I mean, where did you find that horrible, horrible doujinshi?
Inuyasha: *cussing out and ripping the doujinshi to shreds*
Sango: Kagome, isn't that your -- mmfph! *voice muffled by Kagome's quick hands*
Miroku: ...I believe this is a topic I do not want to voice an opinion in...
Shippou: I don't get it. It just looks like Sesshoumaru-sama and Inuyasha are fighting. Don't they always fight?
Kikyo: I believe this is what some call 'delusions'.
Kaede: I be too old for this.
Jaken: HOW DARE SOMEONE CREATE SUCH FILTH, DEGRADING MY LORD SESSHOUMARU'S NAME?! *rant rant*

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Rin: Ummm....
Sesshomaru: .... (eye twitch)
Kagome: Umm, did you really just ask that in front of Sesshomaru? (cover's Rin's ears)
Inuyasha: Keh, you're so stupid sometimes, clown.
Sango: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MONK!!
Shippou: Yay!! I hope she gets him this time!
Kikyo: I am too Emo for such a thing... >_>
Kaede: Ah, but in my younger days.... (blush)
Jaken: I could make you feel young again baby. (eyebrow wag)

Everyone: (vomit and scrambles for eyebleach)

Question:

Inuyasha: Why can't I ever just shut my mouth and kill Naraku?

Sesshomaru: Because, dear brother, you are too incompetent and idiotic, not to mention weak, so you need the posturing.
Kagome: Brain damage.
Sango: Every dog needs to bark, or growl, sometimes.
Miroku: Not even the gods themselves could answer that one.
Shippo: 'Cause you're an idioooooot~
Kikyo: That is the way you are...
Kaede: Posturing.
Rin: *smiles*
Jaken: Because you are so stupid you don't even know what to do, your stupidity reaches new heights every passing moment, you cannot shut that filthy mouth and you don't even know how to fight or kill efficiently! Unlike my Lord Sesshomaru, he...*rant-rant*

Kaede: Children, why do you make the world so difficult?

Sesshoumaru: ...
Kagome: Have we? I think we're doing fine! *denial*
Inuyasha: NARAKU'S THE PROBLEM, NOT US!
Miroku: I have to agree with Inuyasha.
Sango: I don't know, I believe a certain monk could have a lot to do with the problems in my world...
Shippo: I haven't done anything!
Rin: Rin is good!
Kikyo: Sister, I merely wish to kill Kagome. Is there such trouble in that?
Jaken: HOW DARE YOU! SESSHOUMARU-SAMA IS THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION!

Jaken: Milord, why do you always kick or squash this lowly Jaken?

Sesshomaru: You are annoying.
Kagome: He kicks you because he cares? ^_^
Inuyasha: Because your a loud ugly toad!
Sango: You stink
Miroku: Quite annoying...
Shippou: I don't know anything!
Kikyo: I think you should be kicked daily...
Kaede: Twice...
Jaken: I hunbly accept your answer milord...

Shippou: Why am I such a whiner?

Sesshomaru: Hn?
Kagome: Shippo, your not a whiner.
Inuyasha: Hell he is Kagome, his is just a brat.
Sango: I agree with Kagome, Shippo, you still have a lot to learn.
Miroku: I never really noticed. So Sango....
Kikyo: I second the brat thing.
Kaede: Ye, still have much to learn, Shippo, 'tis but a stage ye are going through.
Rin: I like you, Shippo, maybe if you sing more and smile more you wouldn't whine as much.
Jaken: And you call yourself a demon!!!! Demons don't whine!!!!!!!

Miroku: Would you bear my children?

Sesshoumaru: Monk...prepare to die. *hand glows green*
Kagome: KYAAA, HENTAI!!
Inuyasha: *growls* We've been over this, Monk.
Sango: Stop cheating on me! We agreed to be married!
Kikyou: I cannot bear you children...I am the undead T_T
Kaede: Oh monk~ <3 Visit me in my hut tonight~
Rin: Bare a child? Rin doesn't know how to do this...
Shippo: Trust me, Rin, you don't!
Jaken: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU MORTALS???

Kikyou: Will you help me to live again?

Sesshomaru: *stares blankly but does not answer*
Kagome: WHAT!?
InuYasha: Of course, Kikyo.
Sango: Nobody wants you here, you walking pot!
Miroku: Is that wise, Lady Kikyo?
Kaede: Sister, is it really right to live a second time?
Rin: Aren't you already alive, Lady Kikyo?
Shippo: No! Stop hurting Kagome! *throws random tops and other tiny trinkets at Kikyo*
Jaken: Whaa! 8looks back and forth confusedly*

InuYasha: Why are you humans so slow!?

Sesshomaru: Humans are inferior, like hanyou.
Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT, INUYASHA...!? SIT!
Kikyo: *Blinks*
Sango: Sit him again Kagome! And again!
Miroku: I believe he may have brain damage. *looks down at Inuyasha*
Kaede: I'm just old and tired, Inuyasha.
Rin: I'm not slow! *runs around trees to prove it*
Shippo: What a fool. *goes and plays with Rin*
Jaken: It is because humans are low and thilthy and nothing like the great Sesshoumaru-sama. (continues)


Rin: Why don't adults play, like children?