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"This Sesshoumaru's hovercraft is filled with eel-youkai."
"This Sesshoumaru has much to learn from Chuck Norris and NPH."
"They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy" - dedicated to all the yummy Nerd-Sessie pics!
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When he heard a sound which was bitter sound and a sweet sound all at once, which began like hello and ended like goodbye. ~ The Storyteller
“And then, Dave made an improvised megaphone by using a squirrel, some strings and a megaphone.”
- The Narrator from Dave the Barbarian
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"I'll get you, my puppy. And your little miko, too! Eehehehehe!!!"
"Ye, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I am badass and carry a big stick."
"I think I need a new loufa."
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"Ooooo, the bend-n-snap, classic. Works every time!" (in a bit of a sing-song voice)
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I haven't read all 10 pages so i'm not sure if it's been done but the first thing that came to mind for me was:
"I like to do it doggy style."
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"This one tiiiime...." pause "....at baaand camp..." (I couldnt resist lol  ))
"Curses...foiled again"
To the Tachi "and I would have gotten away with it too...if it werent for you meddling kids and that cat!"
To Kagome "Can I borrow your eyeshadow? Naraku stole mine T_T"
While Checking Dokuga "OH EM GEEE" girlie squeal "The FIREMENZ Saga was upated!" squealing. |
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Its okay to be insane, I mean lookit Dokuga, its FULL of nuts |
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"Sashay chante"
"Work it girl"
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
"This Sesshomaru had no idea Inuyasha made a rather handsome human. His hair brings out his lovely eyes."
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Everyone has their addictions. Mine are fanfiction, Sesshomaru and KARMA!!!!!!!!!!
Bakusaiga is mine via the Claiming Game thread.
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"I like big butts and i cannot lie
U other brotherz can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
And a round thing in ur face u get sprung"
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"The Miko loves me, she loves me not...she loves me...she loves me not" whilst plucking flower petals with a horrified Rin in hte background calling her Sesshoumar-samam a flower murderer.
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"Why would I put effort into getting something as trivial as a personality? My looks have, can and will get me everything I want in life," His gaze shifted to Kagome. "And anyone..." Kagome giggled nervously and stepped behind Inuyasha.
The half-demon frowned. "Then why are you stuck with an irritating toad, a mutant dragon and a flower-happy little girl following you around? Were they on your wish list?"
"... They build character."
"I thought you didn't want a personality." Inuyasha mocked.
Sesshoumaru growled. "F*** you."
"Kagome first!" Sesshoumaru smirked. "No, wait - I didn't mean--" Sesshoumaru disappeared from sight... along with Kagome. "S**t."
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"I've got a lovely bunch of coco nuts...deedleeedeedleee, and there they are standing in a row, bum bum bum...big ones small ones some as big as your heeaad-"
in the background Naraku shouts "AND BIGGER!"
Sesshoumaru hugs him "thaaank you my very bestie BFF!"
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"Yes Rin you may keep the cat... I've always wanted one"
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"Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning love by daylight,
Never running from a real fight,
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
She will never turn her back on a friends,
She is always there to defend,
She is the one on whom we can depend,
She is the one named Sailor...
Sailor Venus!
Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Mars!
Sailor Jupiter!
With secret powers all so new to her,
She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Fighting evil by moonlight,
Winning love by daylight,
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight,
She is the one named Sailor Moon,
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one
Sailor Moon!!!!!!"
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!!!Natalie!!!
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To Inuyasha: Roses are red.. Violets are blue.. I am pregnant.. and the daddy is you..
No, Rin did not do this to this Sesshoumaru's hair. This Sesshoumaru did it himself. -Sesshoumaru proceeds to finish placing flowers in a ring around his head.-
.....Now, drape your cape and puff your cuff embroider those lapels! Be the kind of the beasts in pastels! La, but someone has to strike a pose and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes!~ And that is why the Lord created men. -Sesshoumaru finishing the song with a pose.-
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"This Sesshoumaru holds these truths to be self evident, that all beings are created equal."
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(dunno if this one was done or not)
*Turns to Inuyasha* "Yes this Sesshoumaru does have a stick up his ass, would you mind pulling it out?"
(to all the fanfics where Inu says there is a stick in there)
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To do homework or read fanfiction, that is the ultimate question...
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Scherherazade wrote:
"This Sesshoumaru holds these truths to be self evident, that all beings are created equal."
Witty; I chuckled when I read it. +Karma
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Pass this Sesshoamru the Alpo, miko. I like it on my Milk Bones.
:now goes to hide for suggesting it. Ya'll know how Lord Grumpy Pants can be:
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Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry?
I'm all rumbly in my tumbly.
Tiggers are the best!
I love you you love me were a great be family
Rin Au Unn and Jaken toegther forever
because nothing can be taken from
This Sesshomaru giggle
Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all
Mirror Answer
Jaken is the fairest
Sesshomaru, But Jakotsu told me I was
Sesshomaru singing
Wagging your tail you dont get very far human legs are required for jumping and dancing
Wish I could be part of your world
Bipity Bopaty Boo
Heyy Kikyo your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey Kikyo
Muahahahhaa
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"This Sesshomaru has decided to undergo a sex change... from then on all will know me as Buffykins"
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This Sesshomaru will take it off, take it all off.
[Three Hours Later]
This Sesshomaru gives up!
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[Sees enemy] "Toxic Flower Claw!" [Pause] "Shit I broke a nail."
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Does my fluffy make me look fat?
-or-
Does mokomoko make my butt look big?
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"This Sesshomaru looks fabulous! It was worth stealing Kagome's skirt to make the outfit work."
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@Tangerine Dream: Hehe lol
"Jaken here's your pay rise."
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