"squeeze maneuver"- you cn't hear me, but I'm laughing ... this question/thread has had me cracking up all night.
Yes....
I went out with friend the last day before Christmas break, I drove myself. Meanwhile, at the party I just couldn't let that "tower of beer" go to waste, after a few, drinking a few more just seemed like a good idea. Well..I had to call my mom to come get me LOL(I was 35 or 36 at the time) and she didn't want to leave my car downtown so she brought my aunt to drive it back. My friends walked me out to them ...me in my crown and pink boa, snokered.
I personally like to lay my intoxicated friends on the ground so that random dogs can lick them, or take pictures of them "sleeping" and all decorated up, and send them to their husbands phones so they can get a good laugh too.
and what have we learned from this kids...never ever drink and drive( or at least bring a DD with you so your 60 something year old mother doesn't have to see you like that) and don't trust your friends, they like to make-fun of you to.
Q; Ever gotten buried in the sand, ya see it all the time on TV, and yet you never see it in real life?