I googled Carrie Underwood and turns out she is quite famous

The person/poster below me has walked around outdoors at least once with his/her zipper unknowingly open to the world.

Almost every day, haha. (I somehow only have trousers on which the zippers give in to gravity far too easily).

The person below me hates taking public transport.

I love public transport, commuting is so fun, I get to read and pace out on the train/bus/lighrail. Sometimes, I get to flirt too... rarely

But yeah, It's most important to keep my eyes clear and my ears cleaned, always on high alert for random shooting, stray bullets... *Shakes head... downtown Seattle*

THE PERSON BELOW ME couldn't do the reading he/she desires, because he/she has a ton of required reading to do.

nope, got all my desire reading done so very lucky ^^

the person below me enjoys making new dishes from watching the cooking channel

Yes & No, I mainly watch Food Network and sometimes The Cooking Channel mainly because I keep forgetting what channel it is on here.

The person below me can give awesome massages/is a masseuse.

I can give great massages so I'm told, but I am not a masseuse.

The person/poster below me loves exotic foods from different places.

YESSSS!!! Have I ever mentioned that I have had wild porcupine (very rubbery ); silkworm (surprisingly yummy ); pregnant grasshopper (another surprisingly good stuff ); I don't even want to mention the birds I've had[eventually they all taste the same when you roast it over the fire]... because I'm pretty sure some were on the endangered list [I did not kill them, I don't hunt; but when tribes offer it to you, you risk offending someone when you refuse it; also they were already dead]; fermented soyabean; paste of a fish entrail (a special river fish, I don't know it's name)... etc etc

PS:--[I'm going to assume that snails and octopus don't count as exotic]

The person/poster below me has a vestigial tail.

Nope, can't say that I do lol

The person bellow me loves kittens ^^

...
Yes.
Too much for my own good. I don't have any but I want HUNDREDS!!!

The person below me does not approve of people chewing with their mouth open.

Since nobody answered, I shall answer for myself- yes, I hate it when people chew with their mouth open; it's gross.

The person below me listens to K-pop.

Yes, .

The person below me wants to be a part of the Eat Your Kimchi Crew.

Nah... Kimchi isn't my thing.

The person/poster below me.....zzzzzzzz why bother I''m sooooooo sleeepy... sorrry folks...


PS--UnknownRandomness, I wish you could take all my kittens, you'd have to find 89 other somewhere else... I currently have 11 orphaned kittens abandoned by two stray mama cats and seriously, I have forgotten how to sleep. I couldn't even go home for Christmas, because there was no one to take care of them.

I don't get it.

The person/poster below me enjoys dinner and a movie for a first date.

I've never been on a date (so sad), so I have no idea if I would like it, but it sounds nice.

The person below me can't help but pick at healing scabs.

It is a curse, but I can't resist it.

The person below me also buys 800 bottles of lotions and never uses them.