Granted, but through a twist of fate, and time paradox's you get those two hours back only to use them being an extra in the Silent Hill movie. Mwahahahaha!

I wish that Hugh Jackman would appear on my doorstep and offer to engage in illicit activities with me. And Gerald Butler tags along too.

Granted, but when Hugh Jackman offers to do those activities with you Gerald Butler walks in and they start to engage in the illicit acts and kick you out of the room.


I wish that my car fixed and maintained itself...

((Wow, I did forget to put my wish down. ^.^o I had one, so I'm unsure why I didn't.))

Granted, but you find out it's a Deceptacon(sp) that's just trying to get closer to you to destroy your city in secret.


I wish I could get into college with little hassle. ~.~

Granted.

You are immediately accepted into your dream college on a full ride scholarship, only to find out that you're forced to focus in interpretive dance.


I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, a friend gave you the sandwich of your choice, but as a joke laced it with Habenero peppers.

I wish that I could find someone to scratch my back for free whenever I wanted them to.

Granted, but there wasn't much skin left on your back as that someone scratched a little too hard.

I wish I had some pocky.

Granted, but it has been stored away in a pantry for many years and is stale.

I wish I could get my kitten to go to the bathroom outside now that we've moved, instead of using the litter box (whether she's been out or not).

Granted, but during her stay outside, it get's kittynapped!



I wish I didn't have a test tomorrow

you dont have a test tommorrow because you forgot to set your clock back , and over slept but the teacher wont allow a make up test now and you get a zero.

i wish my german sheperd, inari and my siamese piewaycket, would stop getting into fights on me, when im tryin to sleep

Granted, but now you will never be able to sleep or they'll be at it again, 10x more.


I wish I hadn't just argued with my boyfriend (because now I'm regretting how I acted )

granted but now what ever you had bothering you is festering inside and wont get solved just making you madder and madder.

i wish my 10 yr old hadnt just bounced in room to tell me she needs 3 dozen cookies for school today


ps, sometimes it is better to just get your problems off your chest, letting them fester doesnt help, and once the problem is brought to both your attention's you can work on it. and we all say and act in ways we regret when upset, the key is to work through it and for both to understand that each of you has the right to the way you feel,and accept that, and move on, thats how i deal with my hubby when we fight, it usually works.we are going on 18 yrs this year.

hugs darlin, if you regret it means you care.

Granted, now your 10 year old is forced to go to school with no cookies since she didn't want to tell you and she now she has to endure the disappointment from her teacher and her peer that she is bound to feel the pressure of, and now you have a very sad and upset little 10 year old in your hands.

I wish i didn't procrastinate until 10:30 to get my AP World History homework done.

Granted, but you find out later it was actually the wrong assignment that you did, so you get zero anyways. Tough Luck!

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:30 for class tomorrow!

Your wish is now my command...class now starts at 4 am in the morning and will also be two hours longer than normal, oh and I forgot to tell you that there will be a test and this semester's grade will only be that grade, but I'm not telling you which subject


I wish the weekend would be three days long instead of only 2

Granted, but it doesn't matter how long it is any because people are being forced to work every day of the week now to make up for the lost productivity.

I wish that the cover screen on my phone wasn't broken.

Granted.
However, driving home one afternoon you get into a terrible accident and turn into a human vegetable. You no longer have to do any work; you cannot feed yourself, move, or even speak, just lie in a bed until the end of your days.

I wish I knew what to major in college...

Wish granted! Unfortunately for you, it's the longest, hardest, most expensive, and most time-consuming major of life, so you will now spend the rest of your life in debt at a miserable job the allows you no life.

I wish for a puppy

Wish granted! Unfortunately for you, this puppy is incapable of being housebroken. Double whammy: it will never grow up into a dog, just stay an unhousebroken puppy for all of eternity!

I wish for an A on my upcoming math exam.

Granted~!
You get a brand new car, but only to find out it is a tiny clown car WITH the clowns. But to top it off, they aren't nice clowns, They're clowns closely related to "IT" (:

I wish i wasn't sick.

Granted: you are no longer sick because you are DEAD. Doomed to wonder the Earth for evermore as a goust.

I wish I could write well.

Granted! Unfortunately for you precious kitties, they don't know how to hunt mice, so the farmer who bought them ties 'em into a sack and throws them into the river behind his property... On the bright side there are still four more! *^_^*

I wish I could find the perfect part time job so that I could quit the one I have now...

Wish granted! You work your perfect job for about three weeks before you are fired because the manger didn't like that look on your face. Time for a new job!

I wish I could come up with something to wish for XD