Just A Little Joke by In The Arms Of A Stranger

Just A Little Joke

(This is just a stupid little one shot, its not meant to make sense and you shouldn't take it seriously. I just got bored and wrote it while watching a old episode of inuyasha and something about a holy grail... and shrubs... -.- ok never mind that. I didn't put a lot of effort into this so don't think all my work is like this. This was just a random thing I just had to do -.-... enjoy!)

Just A Little Joke......

Kagome: "Why did the skeleton cross the road alone?"

Sesshomaru: "This sesshomaru does not know..... Why?..."

Kagome: "Cause he had no body to go with!...get it? Body, cause he's a skeleton!"

Sesshomaru: " this sesshomaru does not see the point of this question....."

Kagome: "it was a joke sesshomaru.... You know... a joke? It's to make people laugh?"

Sesshomaru: "...... this sesshomaru still does not see the point of this 'joke'...."

Kagome: "you just don't have a sense of humor sesshy-kins...."

Sesshomaru: "This sesshomaru does have a sense of humor... that was just not very Funny....."

Kagome: "so you're saying that I'm not funny!"

Sesshomaru: "......well.... Yes?"

Kagome: "the nerve of you!... lets see you come up with a better joke!"

Sesshomaru: "give this sesshomaru a reason to make a 'joke'.... Perhaps a ..... Bribe?"

Kagome: ".....like what?"

Sesshomaru: "If this sesshomaru can beat your lame excuse for a joke..... I demand to see you undressed!"

Kagome: "what? ."

Sesshomaru: "It's this sesshomaru's final offer..."

Kagome: "..... Fine... it's not like a cold hearted demon like your self can tell a good joke if your life depended on it"

Sesshomaru: " -.-..."

Kagome: "well? I'm waiting..."

Sesshomaru: "calm down woman.... hmmm........................................."

Kagome: "wellllll?"

Sesshomaru: "stop interrupting this sesshomaru's thoughts................................."

Kagome: "well sorry! God...."

Sesshomaru: "two vultures are eating a clown; one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you?' the other vulture turned to the other and said 'not as funny as that mime we had a few hours ago'......"

Kagome: " 0.o.......... "

Sesshomaru: "............-.-"

Kagome: -falls over laughing her head off at the lame joke-

Sesshomaru: "Today is the day this sesshomaru shall see what is hidden by that bothersome school girl uniform.... This sesshomaru will be the only out of thousands to know what lies under the small piece of clothing.... Yes!"

Kouga: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Inuyasha: "Damn that writer!" (lost: -sneezes- damn half demon....)

THE END

And that was the day that sesshomaru finally got to see kagome naked while hundreds of readers waited for him to report what he had seen in a perfect descriptions, so that every male (and some female's) would be able to know what is truly hidden under kagome's uniform.....

Lost: "sesshomaru, do you have any comments?"

Sesshomaru: "this sesshomaru life... is now complete... for he has seen the Promised Land!"

(Lost: well there ya go people, another pointless fic done by me ^.^ If you don't mind please review and perhaps check out my other stories....)