Dumb and Dumber by yasha012

Models

"Modeling is meant for anorexic girls who would never be called beautiful in real life." Inuyasha announced, interrupting the girls's conversation. "They're all a bunch of idiots who think that posing in front of a camera for some stupid magazine is a real job."

There was silence. Needless to say, the girls were not happy with his comment. They would have killed him right then and there had Miroku not spoken up just then.

"So I guess you got turned down too, huh?"

Kikyo, not realizing it was a joke, slapped Inuyasha for being a cheater while everyone else laughed until they couldn't breathe. They all inhaled...

...And laughed some more.

'Maybe having an idiot for a brother isn't such a bad thing after all.' Sesshomaru thought with a smirk. 'It's definitely entertaining.'

A/N By the way, I do not have the same mindset about models as Inu does in this chapter. I'm sorry if I offended anyone, for that was not my intention. This chapter was meant to be humorous and nothing more.