Open Mouth Insert Foot by SunsetMiko

Open Mouth Insert Foot

I do not own Inuyasha and Company, no matter how happy it would make me. Rumiko Takahashi does.

This was written for EbonySilk's (http://community.livejournal.com/ebony_silks/)

Week 44: Drabble - Catcall Theme

Title: Open Mouth Insert Foot

Author: Sunset Miko

Genre: Comedy

Word Count: 249 words

Rating: PG-13, Inuyasha's potty mouth

Warnings: None

Universe: AU

It was almost one and Kagome was plastered. Finally, exam week was over and she and her friends had been celebrating since early afternoon.

Kagome spun around, teetering dangerously on the high barstool. Inuyasha turned beside her and handed her a new bottle of Bacardi. She barely noticed though, her attention focused on the Kami standing a few tables away.

The intoxicated college student whistled to herself before downing nearly half the new bottle. Then she called out to him, "God damn, you've gotta be the hottest guy I've seen all year! Where've you been all my life, sexy?"

Two sets of amber eyes focused on Kagome. One held a look of disbelief while the other held no expression at all. "Kag? Who're you talking about?" Inuyasha asked, praying that it was someone else... anyone else than who he thought it was.

"Duh, that fine piece of demon over there," Kagome pointed.

Inuyasha's eyes widened in horror. "Kagome! What the fuck's wrong with you? That's my fucking bastard of a half brother!"

Realization slowly crept into her foggy mind and she blushed. She'd been successfully hiding her attraction to the taiyoukai for years, only to screw it up with a drunken catcall of all things. She'd never been so embarrassed in all her life. "I'm never drinking again," she mumbled before she turned and hid her red face in her arms on the bar.

The sexy demon smirked smugly. 'I always knew she preferred this Sesshoumaru to the half-breed.'