Dirty magazines by Resounding_silent_hymn
dirty magazines
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A/N: Ok this was my first fic i got the idea when my mom busted my brother for his stash under his bed. Any way please review and tell me what you think. I have never tried my hand at writing really and comedy seems a bit hard but i hope i captured the moment well.
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Kagome tossed her large yellow bag over the dilapidated wooden wall to the well. She looked up at the bright sunny sky. It was a beautiful summer's day. She smiled softly as she leapt and grabbed on the vines that were hanging down and pulled herself up. She climbed over the wall and made her way toward the village. She stopped a little way off waving to the group of people that were waiting there for her.
She grinned as she approached them. It was Inu Yasha that greeted her first. He pulled her into a tight embrace and smiled. "Yes Inu Yasha I have your ramen." The hanyo said nothing as he grabbed her bag. Before Kagome could protest he was rummaging around in it. "Inu Yasha!" She began to protest. She had barely gotten the words out when he pulled a pile of magazines from her bag. "What are these?"Inu yasha asked curiously, inspecting them. "His eyes grew wide and nearly popped from his head. Kagome...what is this?" Her cheeks flushed deeply and she stared at the ground "Sit" She mumbled. She watched in horror as Inu Yasha was dragged to the ground the magazines scattered around. Sango picked one up and her eyes grew wide and a deep red blush spread over her cheeks. Kagome began to blush also. Miroku picked one up and looked at it as a smile spread from ear to ear. "Kagome I would have never had thought."
She grumbled and collected the contents of her bag magazines included. There was one that was forgotten. IT had slipped under a bush. A small young girl picked it up and looked at it. "Rin..Rin you insolent little girl get back here this instant" Rin ran over to Jaken folding the magazine she found in her obi.
Kagome collected the magazines and tucked them away in her bag. She slid her bag over her shoulder and headed back to the well grumbling under her breath. It was Yumi that had put the magazines in her bag. Her temper was growing as she stormed toward the well with the magazines in her arm. She wasn't watching where she was going. Before Kagome knew it she was falling toward the ground having tripped on a stone in the middle of the clearing.
The magazines scattered once more one of them landing at the foot of none other than Sesshoumaru. She picked herself up quickly and began to gather them up. "Miko...what is the meaning of this" He said as he held one in his hand. Kagome looked up at him completely mortified. Her cheeks flushed a deep red. She opened her mouth but couldn't speak. "Miko...You will respond. Why did I find this in the hands of my young charge?" He stated simply. Kagome came to her senses instantly. "Rin had that" She said slowly dumbfounded.
She didn't have time to let the entire situation register when Sesshoumaru was upon her. He let loose a deep growl. "Yumi put them in my back pack...She said it would stop me from being so uncomfortable with the idea of..." She trailed off. Her cheeks were a deep red and she turned her face from him. She is much prettier than the women in those strange books...Although I wouldn't mind having her in one of those positions her eyes wide open screaming my name.
Kagome trembled as Sesshoumaru stared at her. "I am sorry Sesshoumaru-sama I had no intention of bringing those here..I forgot to remove them from my bag before I left home." She explained nervously. He grunted and let her up. "That material is not suitable for children" Sesshoumaru said firmly. "I apologize again" She said quickly as she grabbed her bag and jumped down the well.
Sesshoumaru smirked as she had left the magazine in his hand. He looked down at it and dropped it to the ground. A thins stream of poison fell from his fingertip causing the spread eagle woman on the cover to melt away into dust. He turned and made his way into the forest. His miko would return and He would have her just as he saw. Only she would be much more beautiful when her lips screamed his name out to the heavens.